about the zombie apocalypse.
Rob: "Max, if (Aunt) Laura was a zombie, would you shoot her?"
(Max thinks about it for a second)
Max: "Ugh. (said with all the despair a 5 year old can muster.) I don't have a gun."
I get Max on my team when the zombies attack!
(disclaimer: Rob is master of asking random ridiculous questions (for example, "Max, should I pee on mom?) and Max never ceases to entertain us with his answers. He really takes the questions into serious consideration before answering.)